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Hey, girl. I don’t normally do this, but I just wanted to say, you’re looking so great today. There’s something about you I can’t quite… is it something in your pocket? It is, isn’t it. You’ve got biscuits. I want one. I love biscuits. Stop holding out on me. Jesus why are you always like thisNice Guy Dogs Of Tumblr

Hey, girl. I don’t normally do this, but I just wanted to say, you’re looking so great today. There’s something about you I can’t quite… is it something in your pocket? It is, isn’t it. You’ve got biscuits. I want one. I love biscuits. Stop holding out on me. Jesus why are you always like this

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The queen walks her Alsatian ‘round our way, no word of a lie. She always pops into the corner shop for bag of Frazzles, then sits outside the pub drinking Tia Maria and queefing into the ash-trays

The queen walks her Alsatian ‘round our way, no word of a lie. She always pops into the corner shop for bag of Frazzles, then sits outside the pub drinking Tia Maria and queefing into the ash-trays

Hello! I hope this isn’t too much of an imposition but the gentleman at the table over there has asked me to tell you that he adores your jumper, and would you like a kiss

Hello! I hope this isn’t too much of an imposition but the gentleman at the table over there has asked me to tell you that he adores your jumper, and would you like a kiss

A dog trying, and failing, to see some noodlesoup

A dog trying, and failing, to see some noodlesoup

Behind the door was some hay. Some dogs just fuckin’ love hay I guess

Behind the door was some hay. Some dogs just fuckin’ love hay I guess

See this? This big shit I’m pointing to with my foot? I did that. I did that with my arse. Do you want to sniff it? It smells like optimism

See this? This big shit I’m pointing to with my foot? I did that. I did that with my arse. Do you want to sniff it? It smells like optimism

Looks like the Feds are onto my blog. Wind the tinted window up, you stupid undercover dog

Looks like the Feds are onto my blog. Wind the tinted window up, you stupid undercover dog

To celebrate Finland issuing a series of Tom of Finland stamps, Sable attempts to recreate this this probably-NSFW pose

To celebrate Finland issuing a series of Tom of Finland stamps, Sable attempts to recreate this this probably-NSFW pose

Link (a dog) obtains the Master Sword (a ball)

Link (a dog) obtains the Master Sword (a ball)

An important dog ambassador on his way to the Bonio summit. If he can negotiate a tax break for British Bonios from those intransigent French Poodles, he’ll be a national hero 

An important dog ambassador on his way to the Bonio summit. If he can negotiate a tax break for British Bonios from those intransigent French Poodles, he’ll be a national hero